BAD GIRLS//DONNA SUMMER
TAKE YOUR MAMA//SCISSOR SISTERS
The "Thanks for Nothing!" Awards (Tuesday Edition)
No thank you to my colleague "Krylon" (alias to protect myself from lawsuits...) for killing my favorite pen, that wasn't more than three months old. A papermate black ink felt tip pen. And her hamhocks killed it with her heavy writing and bad taste. I'm sure the bad taste helped kill it!
No thank you to "Keely" for a) interrupting my break with blahdyblah and b) resurrecting a patron request that I thought was finally dead last week. bah humbug! I'll have to return to the old paperwork to see if it can/can't be photocopied.
No thank you to my boss for not quelling my overly blabbery co-worker/her own employee! When discussing "Val" (co-worker) and her oral diarrhea, "Lynne" (my boss) said, "But what to do?" What to do? Tell her to knock it off, Ms. Manager! Geez Louise, why do I have to do all the thinking for these biddies?
No thank you to "Ginny" from Marketing for being preggers and therefore having no control over her vile farts. This place has been loaded with people's bad gas lately and she is doing her share. I suppose.
No thank you to "Jordy" for a) breathing and b) "creating" (a.k.a. putting his name on) the Lumberg Food Cooperative, asking Val for advice, thereby giving her a reason to further verbally shart. Why must he insist on the illusion that he actually works on this project/cares? The things we do to pretend rather than actually achieve.
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