Well gents & dames, it finally happened. Judy officially went on the offensive against me yesterday. What surprised me was how shaken I felt afterward. I knew it was coming; said so the night before it happened. Alas, nobody likes being barked at and confronted at work. Especially over lameness.
Spoke to my manager, Lynne, about it. She was no help. She loves drama and stirring the pot, so she tried to advocate on Judy's behalf (flaccidly) and I can predict with certainty that she will be putting the two of us together more often to bring the sitch to a roiling boiling boom. Ain't never too hot in the kitchen for Lynne. Lucky for me, I'm sleuthier than her. I know how to ice this mo'fucka.
Lucy (formerly referred to as Freddie) and Valentina will both be in this afternoon so I am pleased as punch I'll have some good vibes around pre-Judy (arrival est. 5:00pm). Even luckier for me, Avery will be in at 5 with Judy, and Avery is a good buffer against any form of dramz.
Mother suggested that Judy might feel bad about what happened yesterday, might surprise me. Pardon my cynicism but I feel Judy's gone over the deep end. Has lost it. Went cuckoo.
WANTED: MARBLES. $00.14 REWARD
I think you read me.
'Far from the madding crowd's ignoble strife,
Their sober wishes never learn'd to stray;
Along the cool sequester'd vale of life
They kept the noiseless tenor of their way.'
Thomas Gray, Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard, 1751:On the plus-side:
- Krylon eased off yesterday
- Lynne is not in today
- Dinner with Saffron tonight
- Dinner with Darling tomorrow
- Fun with Busy Saturday
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