7:17pm

Today I gave a false identity. This man in front of the Speedway kwik-e-mart was hawking newspaper subscriptions to benefit kids with muscular dystrophy. Allegedly. He let everyone else go by but me, of course. I HATE being hawked at. Leave me the fuck alone! Plus, I bet you're a scammer. How much of that money is reallllly going to the kids. I should ask that to the next peddler.

Anyway. He wouldn't take 'no' for an answer, so I bullshitted him. I furnished him with a false name, address, phone # & signature right off the top of my head.

Afterward, I felt like an asshole. Simultaneously, I felt great. FUCK YOU! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. I just want to buy some smokies. I don't want to be harassed/peddled. Really one of my biggest pet peeves.

Anywho. Goal: 

• Cook at least once a week.
• Cook at least two new recipes per month.
• Blog evidence.

This way, I will hopefully be more confident in the variety of my dishes, try new things, and feel pride.